Pedro: Waw pare, nood ako sine kanina ubos 1000 ko!
Juan: Ha baket?
Pedro: Bili ako ng bili ng ticket pinupunit nung babae sa pinto ! Adik yata !
SCHOOL IS UNNECESSARY BECAUSE:
- MUSIC: We have YouTube for that.
- SPORT: I have a Wii.
- SPANISH: I watch Dora.
- ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)
- MATH: That’s why we have calculators.
- GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe.
- HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway.
See?
3 things I’ve learned in school: Texting without looking, Sleepin without getting caught, TEAMWORK on tests.
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
